Thursday, August 17, 2006

For the Fun of It

Wow! Has it been almost a week already? I've been busy with my children's writing assignment and my business' website redesign, not to mention work itself and oh yes, hanging out with hubby. So for now, since all is busy but quiet, I'll just entertain you with a little video and a few choice words.

The video is a la Grandma, yet again, and stars you know who. My babies! Take a minute to long for the days when you didn't care what people thought.

Like that? Me too.

Now this list is compliments of a former co-worker/current friend who was forwarded it from someone else. Maybe you've seen it. Maybe not. Gave me some giggles. Maybe you'll get some too. Enjoy and I'll catch you later!

Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

1 comment:

theresa said...

Ha Ha, very, very funny. I'll watch the video tonight, I'm still at work and it won't play on this computer.